Date: 1st April 2014 at 7:30am
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And who else but the Special One and the Chelsea humanity are his supposed victims, as usual….

When PSG duo Yohan Kebab, sorry, Cabaye and Lucas Moura advised Chelsea aces Eden Hazard and Oscar to join them at the Parc des Princes in the summer, everyone with a sense of humour thought the midfielders were either paying due respects to their colleagues, tasting the waters at mind games conveniently timed ahead of our visit for the first-leg of the Champions League quarter-final with the aim of possibly unsettling the ‘ZaCar’ or, quite darkly, trying on their individual impressions of an Epic Failing Dani Alves/Xavi Hernandez player tapping shenanigans.

Well, it turns out a certain fat someone once very Interim on these shores moons back but now in Naples, Italy, still has an axe or two to grind with Chelsea.

Infamous for his suspected love affair with pizza, burgers, chocolates and everything culinary; that conspiracy theories “rant and fact” episode whilst at Merseyside; and his numerous rock-bottom low moments with the Blues faithful, before and after his interim stint at SW6; the-one-who-is-not-to-be-named and current Napoli coach has advised Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho to cash-in on the two players, who more often than not are amongst the first two names on the Special One’s team sheet, according to Daily Star.

It could be recalled prior to our defeat at the hands of Tony Pulis’ Crystal Palace on Saturday Mourinho had, in a response to Cabaye and Moura, challenged the
big-spending French champions to either stump up £300m for the duo or forget about any such deal.

Today the red-top has quoted the FSW as saying:

“Maybe if Mourinho sells Hazard and Oscar for £300m and builds a team, it will come to something.”

Ahem. That’ll be 1-0 to the Fat Spanish Waiter, I regret.

Good strike. Fair play all the same. Fantastic offensive. A Special response expected, I presume.

Nevertheless, whilst the daily reckons Mourinho will most likely take the FSW’s advice with a pinch of salt, with Chelsea already considering long term improved deals for the talented duo, does it surprise anyone the Interim One is a troll after all?

Now, I see why folks hate surprises.

Carefree and KTBFFH


Contribution by HGH Magic