Date: 22nd February 2014 at 10:16am
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After his controversial remarks, in his previous pre-match press conference, it was a somewhat reserved Jose Mourinho who faced the press ahead of the fixture with Everton.

Normally one to discuss anything thrown in his direction, Jose refused to say anything about previous topics, notably, Rooney, Wenger, Pellegrini, Mata, Martinez, Lukaku, Arsenal or Manchester City, prompting one inquisitive journalist to ask what the matter was, to which Jose replied,

“I`m fine. I`m not in the mood.”

Prompting a further question,

“Have you taken a vow of silence?”

To which Jose curtly replied,

“No.”

Which prompted a further question,

“Are you unhappy about the criticism you have received?”

Producing another short response of,

“No.”

Leading to another question of,

Is there something you would like to talk about?”

Prompting an answer of,

“No. if you`ve finished, I`ll go.”

Superb, absolutely superb from the ultimate showman