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Naughty Chelsea (again)!

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Looks like £40,000 of our cash reserves will shortly be sacrificed!

According to numerous media agencies, we`ve copped for a fine totalling the aforementioned amount after our players were found guilty, by the Football Association, of some sort of conduct matter relating to their behaviour after Michael Essien received a red card against Derby County.

Obviously, it wasn`t worth mounting a creditable defence because, after all, we are the Axis of Evil, decreed so by none other than UEFA!

Nevertheless, we`ll continue to maintain a dignified silence and won`t ask why other clubs get away with similar offences, often with less players involved.

Instead, we`ll merely resign ourselves to the fact that it will inevitably happen again and that next time we`ll have to pay out a little bit more won`t we?

Just view it as our contribution to the salary of Fabio Capello!

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