Date: 19th November 2012 at 6:09pm
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Man-flu prevented me from covering this one yesterday but I just couldn`t let it pass because, as Frank Carson might say – it`s a cracker!

Apparently, the prolific Luis Suarez could be heading to Chelsea.

You see, in true a man-knows-a-man style, the following could happen:-

1 – Roberto Di Matteo gets the sack!

2 – Pep Guardiola gets installed as the new Chelsea boss!

3 – Pep, aware that our striking options are very limited, gives his brother Pere a call!

4 – Pere willing to offer any assistance and knowing that he is the reference players` agent, has a few words with Luis.

5 – Luis, growing disgruntled about a lack of Champions League football at Anfield, pushes for a move!

6 – Chelsea, eager to appease Pep bung another £50 million in the direction of Anfield!

7 – Luis Suarez becomes our latest striker!

Madness!

Really?

The Sunday People doesn`t think so!