Date: 7th January 2014 at 5:02pm
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We need a striker, not just any striker but one that can link well with our super talented midfield, maybe someone like Wayne Rooney.

It is a given that one big deal depends on another deal being done, then another and……, well you know the rest, it’s a bit like a housing market chain. I honestly think Jose invested so much time chasing Rooney in the summer because be really believed Manure would let him go. And the reason he believed that? – I am certain he thought Ronaldo wanted to go back to Old Trafford, in fact the player probably told him just that when they were both at Real.

Antonio Valencia gave up the United number 7 shirt because (he said) it came with too much pressure! Really? More like CR was coming to take it. It would also explain why Moyes delayed any real business till the last minute, bringing in only Fellani and why we were reduced to signing Eto’o.

It might also have led Old Red Nose to believe that Moyes couldn’t fail; after all one of the two best players in the world was on the way. So maybe Jose is not bluffing, maybe he really will wait till the summer when Wayne will have only one year left and could even buy himself out of his contract.

Or am I adding 2 + 2 and getting 5?