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Chickens chasing Lucas Piazon!

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Cluck cluck goes the sounds all over the N17 divide of North London, and the other equally irksome noise is the inference Sports Direct News has in their offering for the day.

The news source are running with the inference that our young prodigy currently on loan at ‘sister’ Dutch club Vitesse Arnhem is on the transfer radar of the small club from North London currently bossed by Chelsea ex-coach Andre Villas-Boas, who is said to be championing the dead-on-arrival cause having seen exactly what the 19-year-old Brazilian can offer from close proximity, before being given the boot from SW6 a couple of seasons ago.

The teenage attacking midfielder has been on a roll in The Dutch Eredivisie, and having scored seven goals and five assists so far this term it is only understandable that he maybe weighing up his options as well as long term future; but the stuttering Tottenham Hotspur really? When the likes of their record buy Erik Lamela and other summer buys Nacer Chadli and Christian Eriksen – guys who basically occupy the sort of positions Piazon loves taking up on the pitch – hardly get appreciable game time?
Wow! Does it get any sillier?!

Anyway, you’d do well to lose absolutely no sleep over this one as I’m sure our prized asset also fondly called ‘The New Kaka’ was properly trained on the ethos of our bigger club; and I have reasons to assume he’s also as ambitious as his other compatriots here…just as Willian is…Hahaha…and will therefore not dare step down a level to join no poultry farm!

Yes, to dare is to do; but definitely not to dare to become a hen or a fecking cockerel.

Or do you have reasons to think otherwise?

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