Step 1.
Locate a suitable beverage from inside your nearest fridge. This will likely be alcoholic but if you’re yet to reach the appropriate age, milk/water/soda/fizzy pop will all suffice.
Step 2.
Take suitable beverage to nearest room with television appliance.
Step 3.
Watch nearest television whilst drinking your suitable beverage and say with me…
‘Ahhhhhh.’
The reason for these three steps?
Guus will sign in the next few weeks. He’ll have already ear-marked the players he wants. Roman, Gourlay and the other buffoons will be trying to make them happen. By the time pre-season starts, Hiddink will have created a super team that goes and donks on all oncomers.
Ready?
Repeat stages 1 to 3 until fully relaxed.
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